I came across this today while emptying out 5+ years worth of files in an attempt to organize and minimize. It is pretty funny ;)
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yes, I'm coming back as a bear.
-unknown
Everyone who is down for coming back as a bear join the club today! If you can think of anything better to come back as share your thoughts with us all so we can have a good laugh :)
4 comments:
That was great! It made me giggle. I think I could deal with being a bear, too :)
Oh man, I thought you were such a creative writer until I saw the 'unknown' at the bottom:) Sounds like the good life to me!! And please explain to me why something so big gets to give birth to something the size of a walnut?? We got the shaft!
This is soooo funny! I don't think I could beat the bear...but I will try to come up with something to return as. I'll keep you posted...
I love it, I want to be a bear!
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