I have arrived. I have now officially received the "look at that white trash" stink eye while shopping at the local Safeway.
I was out running errands with kids in tow all afternoon and the last stop was Safeway. The baby was a bit fussy so I checked his diaper and sure enough he had chosen that opportune moment to blow out through the side of the diaper. I changed him and cleaned him up in the van and then decided that since I only had a few things to get he would be fine in his t-shirt and diaper for a few minutes. For heaven's sake it is a balmy 70 degrees out! While in line at the check-out I received the nastiest once-over "you're white trash" stink eye I have ever seen emitted, from an elderly woman who got in line behind me. I chose to ignore it at the moment, but my immediate reaction was: Really? Me? Why don't you look one isle over at the woman with 4 shades of purple in her long nappy hair screaming at her mullet haired children? Really? I guess I deserved it for taking off his poop covered pants and not having a spare at the ready;)
5 comments:
I would have done the same thing. Obviously that woman had no children.
That is pretty funny! Leave it to our perfect little town to judge some one. Lets go ahead and put it all on the table, hey Kettle your BLACK!!!
Nick
He He...seriously laughing over here because we have ALL been there ;)
I just did that with Paden yesterday. It was just pee on him though. Unfortunately I didn't notice he had peed through until after we had walked across the entire parking lot. It makes me wonder how many stink eyes I got.
Ha ha ha! I love you! Toshia! You just made my day!
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